Lots of Witty Advertisers

 A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:  "We will heel you, We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."

 Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's office:  "Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At an Optometrist's Office:  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck:  "We repair what your husband fixed.”

 On another Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:  "Invite us to your next blowout.”

 On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts.”

 In a Non-smoking Area:  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

 On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.”

 At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

 Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

 At the Electric Company:  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

 In a Restaurant window:  "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

 At a Propane Filling Station:  "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

 In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  "Best place in town to take a leak.”

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:  "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Thanks again, Marilyn, for sharing.