Readers, Welcome to my blog (formerly Birds, Blooms, Books, etc). I'm entering a new decade taking on the challenge of moving from Maryland after living there 46 years and learning about my new home here in New England in the Live Free or Die state - New Hampshire. Join me as a write this new chapter of my life.

Wednesday, September 23, 2026

To Get Out the Vote!

 My 100 postcards came today!


Did you get yours?

TIme for a Laugh

 


   A store that sells new husbands has opened in Toronto , where a woman

may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is

a description of how the store operates:

 

You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the value

of the products increase as the shopper ascends the flights. The

shopper may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to

go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit

the building!

 

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the first

floor the sign on the door reads:

 

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

 

She is intrigued, but continues to the second floor, where the sign reads:

 

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love children.

 

'That's nice,' she thinks, 'but I want more,' so she continues upward.

The third floor sign reads:

 

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love children, and are extremely good looking.

 

'Wow,' she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

 

She goes to the fourth floor and the sign reads:

 

Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good

looking and help with the housework.

 

'Oh, mercy me!' she exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and the sign reads:

 

Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love children, are drop-dead good

looking and help with the housework, and have a strong romantic

streak.

 

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to thesixth floor, where the sign reads:

 

Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men

on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are

impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.

 

PLEASE NOTE:

 

To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives

store just across the street.

 

The first floor has wives who love sex.

 

The second floor has wives who love sex, have money and like beer.

 

The third, fourth, fifth and sixth floors have never been visited.

 ****

Just so you know I got mine on the 5th floor and he turns 76 today!

Happy Birthday, Dan!







Monday, September 21, 2026

NH Highland Games & Festival

 Saturday we traveled with friends to our first Sottish Festival held in Lincoln, NH at Loon Mountain Resort.  It was the 51st festival. Our friends have attended many times, so not knowing what to expect we told them we would follow their lead.

We headed first to the Parade Square where the opening ceremony and massed bagpipe bands were assembling.  From there we went to see a dance contest and then ended up watching some of the highland games.  There was so much going on, all at the same time on the schedule throughout the grounds.  We only got a sampling.

For me one of the highlights was seeing all the people showing their Scottish heritage in their dress. I've never seen so many men in kilts and looking like in was a natural thing for them.




If you knew your clan, you could register at a tent set aside for it.

The opening ceremony started with a bagpipe band leading in all the clans represented here.



Not sure what the significance of this group was but we did see them later as we passed an area showing old crafts.



After the clans left it was time for the massed bagpiper bands.


I'm not one for bagpipe music in a confined space but here with the mountains around us the sound was wonderful.


We stopped in later to see a sword dancing contest.  This was a young lady in the under 12 category.


These two were older and I was surprised to see a young man dancing it too.


Here's who provided their music.


Isn't this a lovely couple?


This man sang all the national anthems on the parade ground.  He sounded much better in this setting. The anthems were for Canada, Scotland, Great Britain and USA.


Highland games included a type of shot put for women and men, caper toss (like tossing a telephone pole) and something with a pitchfork and make believe hay bale.


I'm hoping Blogger will let me load a video.


No luck with 39 second one.

We lucked out with the weather.  It was a beautiful blue sky day with a high in the 60ºs. Sunday as I write this it's raining all day.




 

Friday, September 18, 2026