Readers, Welcome to my blog (formerly Birds, Blooms, Books, etc). I'm entering a new decade taking on the challenge of moving from Maryland after living there 46 years and learning about my new home here in New England in the Live Free or Die state - New Hampshire. Join me as a write this new chapter of my life.

Wednesday, May 3, 2023

Lots of Witty Advertisers

 A SIGN IN A SHOE REPAIR STORE IN VANCOUVER THAT READ:  "We will heel you, We will save your sole. We will even dye for you."

 Sign over a Gynecologist’s Office:  "Dr. Jones, at your cervix.”

In a Podiatrist's office:  "Time wounds all heels.”

On a Septic Tank Truck:  "Yesterday's Meals on Wheels"

At an Optometrist's Office:  "If you don't see what you're looking for, you've come to the right place.”

On a Plumber's truck:  "We repair what your husband fixed.”

 On another Plumber's truck:  "Don't sleep with a drip. Call your plumber.”

 At a Tire Shop in Milwaukee:  "Invite us to your next blowout.”

 On an Electrician's truck:  "Let us remove your shorts.”

 In a Non-smoking Area:  "If we see smoke, we will assume you are on fire and will take appropriate action.”

 On a Maternity Room door: "Push. Push. Push.”

 At a Car Dealership:  "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment.”

 Outside a Muffler Shop:  "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming.”

 In a Veterinarian's waiting room:  "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!”

 At the Electric Company:  "We would be delighted if you send in your payment on time. However, if you don't, YOU will be de-lighted.”

 In a Restaurant window:  "Don't stand there and be hungry; come on in and get fed up.”

 In the front yard of a Funeral Home:  "Drive carefully. We'll wait.”

 At a Propane Filling Station:  "Thank Heaven for little grills.”

 In a Chicago Radiator Shop:  "Best place in town to take a leak.”

Sign on the back of another Septic Tank Truck:  "Caution - This Truck is full of Political Promises"

Thanks again, Marilyn, for sharing.