From my friend Marilyn.
THE EIGHTY-THREE-YEAR-OLD LADY FINISHED HER ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAMINATION, THE DOCTOR SAID, "YOU ARE IN FINE SHAPE FOR YOUR AGE, MRS. GREEN, BUT TELL ME, DO YOU STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"
"JUST A MINUTE, I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY HUSBAND", SHE SAID.
"JUST A MINUTE, I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY HUSBAND", SHE SAID.
SHE STEPPED OUT INTO THE CROWDED RECEPTION ROOM AND YELLED OUT LOUD: "WAYNE, DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"
THERE WAS A COMPLETE HUSH - YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP.
WAYNE ANSWERED IMPATIENTLY, "IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, IRMA, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. WHAT WE HAVE IS... BLUE CROSS!"
THERE WAS A COMPLETE HUSH - YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP.
WAYNE ANSWERED IMPATIENTLY, "IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, IRMA, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. WHAT WE HAVE IS... BLUE CROSS!"
4 comments:
These are priceless! Thanks so much for starting my weekend with a chuckle! Have a great weekend!
...thanks, I needed these this morning.
You could have stopped with the first — so true for some.
Jolly cute sayings! Linda in Kansas
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