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Thursday, July 21, 2022

On a Lighter Note

 NOTES TO GOD 

Oh...the age of innocence!
 

A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.

Here are some they wrote:
 
Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple 
until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday. 
That was cool.
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 Dear God:
 Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
 why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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 Dear God:
 Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other
 if they had their own rooms. 
That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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 Dear God:
 If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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 Dear God:
 I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.
 There are only 4 people in our family 
 and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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 Dear God:
 Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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 Dear God:
 Is it true my father won't get into heaven
 if he uses his bowling words in the house? 
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 Dear God:                      
 Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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 Dear God:
 Who draws the lines around the countries?
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 Dear God:
 I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
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 Dear God:
 Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
 Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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 Dear God:
 Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused
 because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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 Dear God:
 Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
 You can look it up.
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 Dear God:
 I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big,
 but not with so much hair all over.
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 Dear God:
 You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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 Dear God:
 I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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 Dear God:
 Of all the people who worked for You,
 I like Noah and David the best.
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 Dear God:
 My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
 He is just kidding, isn't he?
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 Dear God:
 I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
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 Dear God:
 We read Thomas Edison made light. 
 But in Sunday school they said You did it. 
 So, I bet he stole Your idea.

 

Thanks to my friend Marilyn for sharing these with me.

6 comments:

David M. Gascoigne, said...

Wiser than most politicians........

Tom said...

...cute.

Barbara Rogers said...

Just what I needed this morning! Thanks! Have a good day!

Marcia LaRue said...

These are all great, smile-worthy, and a good way to start any Thursday!
Enjoy your day however you can!!!

Vicki Lane said...

These are great!

Beatrice P. Boyd said...

This was a fun way to end a very hot week, Marcia. Thanks for the chuckles which reminded me of the old segment on the Art Linkletter show, Kids Say the Darndest Things.