Sent to me by my oldest brother who I got to see last weekend for the first time since Nov. 2019.
Thursday, March 24, 2022
Monday, March 21, 2022
Successes with Instant Pot
For those of you wondering what I've been making in the Instant Pot I got recently here goes.
One day I used the slow cook to make Hoisin Boneless Pork Ribs. This was an adapted recipe from my cookbook. Nice feature of the Instant Pot is you can saute ingredients like onions and garlic then switch over to slow cook feature.
I started with one onion
Saturday, March 19, 2022
Puzzle Done
Completed on Wednesday of this week. This one took 2 1/2 weeks to complete with no help from anyone. It's one a granddaughter picked out for me. And it does glow in the dark sort of.
Friday, March 18, 2022
Good for a Laugh or Two
Contemplations of Seniors...
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My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today.
I used to have some immunity built up,
but obviously there is a new strain out there.
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As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history,
one thing I'm sure of …
it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
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Me: Sobbing my heart out,
"I can't see you anymore …
I'm not going to let you hurt me again.”
Trainer: "It was one sit-up. ”▪
Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today.
I've been in the Produce Department
trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
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Turns out that being a “senior”
is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
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Do you ever get up in the morning,
look in the mirror and think
"That can't be accurate."
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I want to be 14 again and
ruin my life differently.
I have new ideas.
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Teacher:
Give me a sentence which includes
the words: defense, defeat, detail.
Student:When a horse jumps over defense,
defeat go first and then detail.
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God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the world.
Then he made the earth round…
and laughed and laughed and laughed.
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I'm on two diets.
I wasn't getting enough food on one.
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Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation
"Maybe next time," isn't the correct response.
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I put my scale in the bathroom corner
and that's where the little liar
will stay until it apologizes.
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Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery.
The GPS blurted out
"You have reached your final destination."
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My mind is like an internet browser.
At least 19 open tabs,
3 of them are frozen
and I have no clue where
the music is coming from.
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Hard to believe I once had a phone
attached to a wall, and when it rang,
I picked it up without knowing
who was calling, and I'm still alive.