Tuesday, October 31, 2023
Friday, October 27, 2023
Some Funnies
Any of these you can identify with?
What did our parents do to kill boredom before the internet? I asked my 26 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
I tried donating blood today…NEVER AGAIN! Too many stupid questions:
Who’s blood is it? Where did you get it from? Why is it in a bucket?
When I offer to wash your back in the shower, all you have to say is ‘yes’ or ‘no’.
Not all this “Who are you and how did you get in here?” nonsense.
Today, I melted an ice cube with my mind just by staring at it. It took a lot longer than I thought it would.
Struggling to get your wife’s attention? Just sit down and look comfortable.
Just sold my homing pigeon on eBay for the 22nd time.
I grew up with Bob Hope, Steve Jobs, and Johnny Cash. Now there’s no jobs, no cash, and no hope. Please don’t let anything happen to Kevin Bacon.
Shoutout to everyone who can still remember their childhood phone number but can’t remember the password they created yesterday. You are my people.
One minute you’re young and fun. And next, you’re turning down the stereo in your car to see better.
Think you’re old and you will be old. Think you are young, and you will be delusional.
There’s nothing scarier than that split second when you lose your balance in the shower and you think, “They are going to find me naked.”
Not in jail, not in a mental hospital, not in a grave—I say I’m having a very good day!
Thanks, Marilyn for sharing these.
Thursday, October 26, 2023
Wednesday Walk
I've been an irregular walker with the Wednesday Walking group. I did manage to attend yesterday for a walk on the rail trail along Mascoma Lake, about 20 minutes from home.
The sun couldn't decide if it wanted to shine on us. Some of the fall colors were evident but not spectacular. It was a 3.5 mile walk with good conversation.
Wednesday, October 25, 2023
No Water
... in the kitchen sink.
Our kitchen renovation continues. We started with a new floor in 2021 just after we moved here. This summer we got a new refrigerator and contracted for counters and cabinet work.
Tuesday the counters were installed with a new sink. Unfortunately counter guys don't do plumbing and we had booked the plumber for two days after the install but that was when the install was to be the week before. Changing the date for plumber has meant that we must wait until the 31st for him to come to connect the sink.
Cabinets will get new doors and drawer fronts, and the boxes refinished some time later in November.
In the meantime we are loving the new counters: a quartz mix.
My Desk ...
...gets messy when I make cards.
Twenty made so far. Many more to go.
Monday, October 23, 2023
A Hermitage
Saturday, October 21, 2023
Rain, Rain
Go away. Come again another day.
Remember that ditty?
I think too many people have been reciting it this year and now the rain just can't go away anymore. Not that it really worked all summer. For the year we are 7 inches above average.
Here's our rain gauge.