Completed on Wednesday of this week. This one took 2 1/2 weeks to complete with no help from anyone. It's one a granddaughter picked out for me. And it does glow in the dark sort of.
Saturday, March 19, 2022
Puzzle Done
Friday, March 18, 2022
Good for a Laugh or Two
Contemplations of Seniors...
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My tolerance for idiots is extremely low today.
I used to have some immunity built up,
but obviously there is a new strain out there.
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As I watch this generation try and rewrite our history,
one thing I'm sure of …
it will be misspelled and have no punctuation.
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Me: Sobbing my heart out,
"I can't see you anymore …
I'm not going to let you hurt me again.”
Trainer: "It was one sit-up. ”▪
Sorry I haven't gotten anything done today.
I've been in the Produce Department
trying to open this stupid plastic bag.
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Turns out that being a “senior”
is mostly just googling how to do stuff.
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Do you ever get up in the morning,
look in the mirror and think
"That can't be accurate."
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I want to be 14 again and
ruin my life differently.
I have new ideas.
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Teacher:
Give me a sentence which includes
the words: defense, defeat, detail.
Student:When a horse jumps over defense,
defeat go first and then detail.
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God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the world.
Then he made the earth round…
and laughed and laughed and laughed.
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I'm on two diets.
I wasn't getting enough food on one.
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Apparently RSVPing to a wedding invitation
"Maybe next time," isn't the correct response.
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I put my scale in the bathroom corner
and that's where the little liar
will stay until it apologizes.
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Felt uncomfortable driving into the cemetery.
The GPS blurted out
"You have reached your final destination."
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My mind is like an internet browser.
At least 19 open tabs,
3 of them are frozen
and I have no clue where
the music is coming from.
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Hard to believe I once had a phone
attached to a wall, and when it rang,
I picked it up without knowing
who was calling, and I'm still alive.
Wednesday, March 16, 2022
Does This Happen to You?
I use Shutterfly to create yearly albums and make prints of photos I want enlarged. Periodically they will send me photos from the past reminding me of a time gone by.
These photos came recently from 2011. The Philadelphia Flower Show! I took my mother there from Maryland on a bus trip sponsored by Dan's employer. My mother was 92! We did a lot of walking but she was quite a trooper.
Don't ask me what the other three photos are. Must be some exhibits at the show.
Mom died 2 1/2 years later.
Monday, March 14, 2022
Winter Not Letting Go Here