Sharing Some Laughs

The 2.99 Special 

We went to breakfast at a restaurant where the 'seniors' special' was 
two eggs, bacon, hash browns and toast for $2.99. 
'Sounds good,' my wife said. 'But I don't want the eggs.' 

'Then, I'll have to charge you $3.49 because you're ordering a la carte,' 
the waitress warned her. 

'You mean I'd have to pay for not taking the eggs?' 
my wife asked incredulously. 

'YES!' stated the waitress.. 
'I'll take the special then,' my wife said.. 

'How do you want your eggs?' the waitress asked. 

'Raw and in the shell,' my wife replied. 
She took the two eggs home and baked a cake. 

DON'T MESS WITH SENIORS!!! 
WE'VE been around the block more than once! 

 

A truck driver was driving along on the freeway and noticed a sign that read: Low Bridge Ahead. Before he knows it, the bridge is right in front of him and his truck gets wedged under it. Cars are backed up for miles. 
Finally a police car comes up. The cop gets out of his car and walks to the truck driver, puts his hands on his hips and says, 'Got stuck, huh?' 

The truck driver says, 'No, I was delivering this bridge and I ran out of gas.' 

The police officer got out of his car as the kid who was stopped for speeding rolled down his window. 'I've been waiting for you all day,' the officer said. 
The kid replied, 'Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could.' 

When the cop finally stopped laughing, he sent the kid on his way without a ticket. 

It was mealtime during an airline flight. 

'Would you like dinner?' , the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 

'What are my choices?' John asked. 

'Yes or no,' she replied .  

Thanks to my friend, Marilyn for sharing these with me.