Let's Laugh! We Need to!

From my friend Marilyn.

THE EIGHTY-THREE-YEAR-OLD LADY FINISHED HER ANNUAL PHYSICAL EXAMINATION, THE DOCTOR SAID, "YOU ARE IN FINE SHAPE FOR YOUR AGE, MRS. GREEN, BUT TELL ME, DO YOU STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"

"JUST A MINUTE, I'LL HAVE TO ASK MY HUSBAND", SHE SAID.  

 

SHE STEPPED OUT INTO THE CROWDED RECEPTION ROOM AND YELLED OUT LOUD:  "WAYNE, DO WE STILL HAVE INTERCOURSE?"

THERE WAS A COMPLETE HUSH - YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP.

WAYNE ANSWERED IMPATIENTLY, "IF I TOLD YOU ONCE, IRMA, I'VE TOLD YOU A HUNDRED TIMES. WHAT WE HAVE IS... BLUE CROSS!"