Friday, January 26, 2024

These are Precious

 -HOW DO YOU DECIDE WHO TO MARRY? (written by kids)


1. You  got to find somebody who likes the same stuff. Like, if you like sports, she should like it that you like sports, and she should keep the chips and dip coming. --  Alan, age 10
 2- No  person really decides before they grow up who they're going to  marry. God decides it all the way before, and you get to find out later  who you're stuck with. --  Kristen, age 10
 
2. WHAT IS THE RIGHT AGE TO GET MARRIED?
Twenty-three is the best age because you’ve known the person FOREVER by then..  --  Camille, age 10
 
3. HOW CAN A STRANGER TELL IF TWO PEOPLE ARE MARRIED?
 You might have to guess, based on whether they seem to be yelling at the same kids. --  Derrick, age 8
 
4. WHAT DO YOU THINK YOUR MOM AND DAD HAVE IN COMMON?
 Both don't want any more kids. --  Lori, age 8
 
5. WHAT DO MOST PEOPLE DO ON A DATE?
 Dates are for having fun, and people should use them to get to know each other. Even boys have something to say if you listen long enough.  --  Lynnette, age 8 (isn't  she a treasure?)
 
- On the first date, they just tell each other lies and that usually gets them interested enough to go for a second date.  --  Martin, age 10
 
6. WHEN IS IT OKAY TO KISS SOMEONE?
-When they're rich. --  Pam, age 7 (Love her)
 
-The law says you have to be eighteen, so I wouldn't want to mess with that. - - Curt, age 7
 
-The rule goes like this: If you kiss someone, then you should marry them and have kids with them. It's the right thing to do. Howard, age 8
 
7. IS IT BETTER TO BE SINGLE OR MARRIED
It's better for girls to be single but not for boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them. --  Anita, age 9(bless you child)
 
8. HOW WOULD THE WORLD BE DIFFERENT IF PEOPLE DIDN'T GET MARRIED?
 There sure would be a lot of kids to explain, wouldn't there?  --  Kelvin, age 8
 
And the #1 Favorite is.......
9. HOW WOULD YOU MAKE A MARRIAGE WORK?
Tell your wife that she looks pretty, even if she looks like a dump truck. --  Ricky, age 9


Thanks Marilyn for sharing these with me to share with others. 

8 comments:

  1. ...reminds me of Art Linkletter.

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  2. Oh my...these are priceless! I like the kissing someone because they are rich or the compliment in the last one! Very cute!

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  3. Yes 8 and 9 are pretty good. Extra good.

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  4. Out of the mouths of babes so sweet
    Cathy

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  5. Oh my gosh, Marcia! These are hilarious! I'm going to have to share these with some friends. Thank you so much for posting this.

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  6. Given the rate of divorce, some of these kids might be on to something!

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