A Plane has 5 passengers on board, Donald Trump, the Pope, Dr Anthony Fauci , Hillary Clinton, and a ten year old school girl. The plane is about to crash and there are only 4 parachutes.
Dr Fauci, said “I need one. I have to help develop a cure for the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
The pope said “I need one, I have to help spiritually guide people through the global health crisis that is COVID19!” He takes one and jumps.
Trump said ‘‘I need one, I’m the smartest man in the USA.” He takes one and jumps.
Hillary said to the ten year old "you can have the last parachute. I've lived my life, yours is only starting". The 10 year old said "Don’t worry, there are 2 parachutes left. The smartest man in the USA took my school bag."
...oh if it were true!
ReplyDeleteOh, those were good! It feels great to laugh, doesn’t it?
ReplyDeleteYep I love that, about sums him up only I'd have thought he would have been first one out
ReplyDeleteThe house one was the best for me. :)
ReplyDeleteThey are all great and all worthy of a good laugh out loud ... which I did!
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