NOTES TO GOD
Oh...the age of innocence!
A Nun asked her class to write notes to God.
Here are some they wrote:
Dear God:
I didn't think orange went with purple
until I saw the sunset you made on Tuesday.
That was cool.
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Dear God:
Instead of letting people die and having to make new ones,
why don't You keep the ones You already have?
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Dear God:
Maybe Cain and Abel would not have killed each other
if they had their own rooms.
That's what my Mom did for me and my brother.
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Dear God:
If You watch me in church on Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes.
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Dear God:
I bet it is very hard to love everyone in the whole world.
There are only 4 people in our family
and I'm having a hard time loving all of them.
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Dear God:
Are You really invisible or is it just a trick?
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Dear God:
Is it true my father won't get into heaven
if he uses his bowling words in the house?
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Dear God:
Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident?
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Dear God:
Who draws the lines around the countries?
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Dear God:
I went to this wedding and they kissed right in the church. Is that OK?
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Dear God:
Did You really mean "do unto others as they do unto you"?
Because if You did, then I'm going to get my brother good.
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Dear God:
Thank You for the baby brother, but I think you got confused
because what I prayed for was a puppy.
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Dear God:
Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before.
You can look it up.
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Dear God:
I want to be just like my Daddy when I get big,
but not with so much hair all over.
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Dear God:
You don't have to worry about me; I always look both ways.
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Dear God:
I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying.
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Dear God:
Of all the people who worked for You,
I like Noah and David the best.
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Dear God:
My brother told me about being born but it doesn't sound right.
He is just kidding, isn't he?
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Dear God:
I would like to live 900 years just like the guy in the Bible.
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Dear God:
We read Thomas Edison made light.
But in Sunday school they said You did it.
So, I bet he stole Your idea.
Thanks to my friend Marilyn for sharing these with me.